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New Al-Qaeda Recruit Sick Of Hearing Senior Terrorists Brag About 9/11 Attacks

 Less than two months after joining the militant Islamist organization al-Qaeda, recently recruited operative Umar Hassan told reporters Tuesday he has already grown tired of listening to senior terrorists brag about the attacks of Sept.

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