New Miss America In Danger Of Losing Crown After Officials Uncover Details From Her Sordid Future
Recently-crowned Miss America Mallory Hagan may lose her title after racy photographs, an embarrassing attempt at a singing career, and drug problems have been unearthed in her future.
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