NewsBlitz: Senate Session Interrupted By Wailing Of Ted Kennedy's Ghost

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Bob Peterson

Bob Peterson, 47, walked up to his wife and gave her a big fat kiss in front of everyone.
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NewsBlitz: Senate Session Interrupted By Wailing Of Ted Kennedy's Ghost

Ted Kennedy's crying ghost disrupts Congress and a pilot crashes in the Kardashian wilderness, in today's NewsBlitz.

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