Nike Releases New Olympic Track Suits Designed to Limit Penis Wind Resistance

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Whatevs House

This house is pretty cool. It can get a little hot in the summertime, but no big deal. It's pretty roomy.

Your Dream Home!

Sometimes, dreams do come true. Not this time, though. Buy this mediocre home and then imagine you live somewhere much, much better.
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Nike Releases New Olympic Track Suits Designed to Limit Penis Wind Resistance

In this week's GOOMF, Doc and Kenny pick their own poison, downing lethal doses of Dale Jr.'s new losing streak, the Heat's Chalmers-based offense, and Nike's tracksuit that streamlines the penis.

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