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Nike Releases New Olympic Track Suits Designed to Limit Penis Wind Resistance

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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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Nike Releases New Olympic Track Suits Designed to Limit Penis Wind Resistance

In this week's GOOMF, Doc and Kenny pick their own poison, downing lethal doses of Dale Jr.'s new losing streak, the Heat's Chalmers-based offense, and Nike's tracksuit that streamlines the penis.

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