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Obama Aims To Limit Civilian Casualties With Switch To Taser Drones

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Obama Aims To Limit Civilian Casualties With Switch To Taser Drones

President Obama announced today that he plans to reduce drone casualties by replacing missiles with high-range 11 megavolt tasers.

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