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Obama: 'I Will Allow 10 States To Secede, But No More'

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Obama: 'I Will Allow 10 States To Secede, But No More'

An intern just happens to be a beautiful 22-year-old woman, Elmo admits he's uncomfortable working with a gay puppeteer, and the nation is horrified to learn about the war in Afghanistan while reading up on the Petraeus scandal. It's the week of November 16, 2012.

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