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Obama Urges Citizens To Hide Evidence Of Our Formerly Prosperous Lives From Nation's Young Children

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Obama Urges Citizens To Hide Evidence Of Our Formerly Prosperous Lives From Nation's Young Children

Movie fans demand to see new Heath Ledger performance in 'Dark Knight Rises,' a truly authentic Mexican restaurant is shut down immediately, and another dead body is tossed on a heap somewhere. It's the week of February 13, 2012.

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