Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly.

00:00:00.000,00:00:03.000 Captions by www.SubPLY.com . . . . . . . . . . . . . 00:00:09.980,00:00:12.620 Welcome back. We now continue our coverage of the terrible aftermath 00:00:13.050,00:00:16.250 of Barack Obama's victory which has left Obama supporters across the nation 00:00:16.450,00:00:17.950 with nothing to talk about. 00:00:18.350,00:00:20.820 For an update, let's go to Jane Carmichael, Jane. 00:00:21.420,00:00:23.190 Thanks Andrea. For the past year and a half, 00:00:23.390,00:00:25.460 thousands of Obama’s most obsessive supporters 00:00:25.890,00:00:28.630 have devoted their every waking moment to the Obama campaign. 00:00:29.030,00:00:32.000 Last night they were celebrating his victory, but today they woke up 00:00:32.400,00:00:35.900 to the cold realisation that they have nothing to fill their pathetically empty lives. 00:00:37.600,00:00:41.410 This is Peter Kendly. For months he has talked about nothing but Barack Obama. 00:00:41.810,00:00:42.910 Turning unrelated conversations 00:00:43.110,00:00:46.380 in coffee shops, bars and elevators, into discussions about 00:00:46.580,00:00:50.050 the democratic candidate’s vision for America. This morning Kendly’s roommate 00:00:50.480,00:00:54.050 found him in an almost comatose state. -Up until yesterday he was so annoying 00:00:54.450,00:00:55.980 and I wanted to kill him, now I just want 00:00:56.190,00:00:59.260 my old condescending Obama-obsessed friend back. 00:00:59.660,00:01:03.100 Experts say some voter’s fixation with the Obama campaign ran so deep, 00:01:03.560,00:01:06.900 they’ve lost the ability to process non-Obama related information. 00:01:07.570,00:01:11.040 Across the country today, authorities are reporting throngs of Obama supporters 00:01:11.240,00:01:14.180 wandering without direction or purpose in streets and parks. 00:01:14.610,00:01:17.210 We’ve been here all day, I tried to reason with them… 00:01:17.640,00:01:21.180 They just keep telling me to check out some new Obama video 00:01:21.650,00:01:24.020 on some Obama blog or something. 00:01:24.450,00:01:26.650 Many seem unable to understand that the campaign has ended. 00:01:27.050,00:01:28.180 You don’t want to regret not voting, 00:01:28.620,00:01:30.320 you want to make sure paperwork is in on time, and that you are registered 00:01:30.760,00:01:32.290 in the state and that you want to vote in. We are not going to rest, 00:01:32.730,00:01:34.970 we are not going to do anything until Barack Obama is the next President 00:01:35.360,00:01:39.030 of the United States. We are full steam ahead until election day. 00:01:39.470,00:01:42.270 Jane, it just looks devastating out there. -Yes. –Who will take care of these people? 00:01:42.470,00:01:45.570 We really don’t know. Many have already driven away their friends and families 00:01:45.770,00:01:48.340 with months of endless praise for Obama’s latest speech, 00:01:48.540,00:01:51.580 and constant reminders to vote. -That does sound annoying. 00:01:52.010,00:01:53.780 Clearly they have no friends, nothing to live for. 00:01:54.280,00:01:56.110 Right. What about Obama, do you think he’ll help these people? 00:01:56.450,00:01:58.750 No, absolutely not. –Really? -In fact, Obama has said that 00:01:59.150,00:02:02.150 he finds these supporters "so irritating I can't even deal with it”. 00:02:02.360,00:02:04.830 Do you see an end to all of this, Jane? -Well, you know, Andrea, 00:02:05.030,00:02:07.500 I think a lot of people just hope these people will die. 00:02:07.890,00:02:08.990 I think you're right. -But, you know, worst case scenario 00:02:09.460,00:02:11.830 is that someone with evil intent seizes control of them. 00:02:12.260,00:02:13.800 Sure. –They’ve proven their minds can be taken over 00:02:14.000,00:02:15.970 by empty rhetoric. -So if someone would have come up 00:02:16.170,00:02:19.270 with a catch phrase as simple and vague as "Yes we can”... –Oh, awful. They would have 00:02:19.740,00:02:23.510 an entire army of extremely energetic, insufferably annoying mindless pawns 00:02:23.910,00:02:25.650 at their command. -OK, well we are going to be praying 00:02:26.080,00:02:28.550 that that does not happen. Thank you Jane. -Sure, thank you. 00:02:29.110,00:02:31.190 Later in the hour we’ll tell you how to spot and avoid 00:02:31.590,00:02:34.090 an Obama supporter by looking for clues on their messenger bag. 00:02:34.520,00:02:37.390 And in other election news, the nation is preparing for an onslaught 00:02:37.590,00:02:39.290 of an obnoxious kids named Barack.