ONN Exclusive

ONN Exclusive: Pop Star Janna Hayspice Confronts The Rumors That She Is Really Just A Writhing, Sentient Mass Of Voles

Drugs. Partying. Unreliable behavior. Can troubled teen star Janna Hayspice save her career? Or is she actually just thousands of small rodents pretending to be a person? Tonight, we learn the truth. 

  • ONN Exclusive
  • 4 Episodes
  • The Onion News Network’s Exclusive series puts the men and women behind the world’s most important, scandalous, and shocking stories in the hot seat for revealing sit-down interviews with infallible host David Connors.

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.