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Oprah Invites Hundreds Of Lucky Fans To Be Buried With Her In Massive Tomb

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Oprah Invites Hundreds Of Lucky Fans To Be Buried With Her In Massive Tomb

Oprah's biggest fans will be entombed alongside her in The Oprahmidion where they will bask in her wisdom for eternity.

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