Osama Bin Laden Foundation Awards Fellowships To 20 Promising Young Terrorists

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Osama Bin Laden Foundation Awards Fellowships To 20 Promising Young Terrorists

Representatives of the Osama bin Laden Foundation announced Tuesday the winners of the 2013 Mohamed Atta Fellowship, an annually awarded scholarship and stipend that is bestowed on the 20 “most exceptionally talented young terrorists” from around the world.

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