00:00:03.900,00:00:04.640 Speculation is over. 00:00:04.830,00:00:06.960 Wisconsin resident and Packers fan, Chris Lukowski 00:00:07.150,00:00:10.160 has announced that he will return to drinking for another football season. 00:00:10.310,00:00:13.650 Following his wife's off-season threat to leave him if didn't get help, 00:00:13.840,00:00:16.250 many expected Lukowski to give up drinking for good. 00:00:16.440,00:00:19.450 But he held a press conference today to announce he's not done yet. 00:00:19.600,00:00:22.010 The Packers are my life. And drinking is my life. 00:00:22.240,00:00:24.830 I think I have another couple thousand beers left in me. 00:00:25.080,00:00:26.980 Can Lukowski push through with another good season 00:00:27.120,00:00:29.160 or are his best drinking days behind him? 00:00:29.260,00:00:31.950 If you're going to need something in the next two minutes please grab it now 00:00:32.140,00:00:35.100 because you will be unable to find it once you have entered the Steam Room. 00:00:38.450,00:00:40.670 Welcome to the Steam Room, I'm Tim Devannon and alongside 00:00:40.870,00:00:44.110 OSN sports analyst Marcus Kelly. Marcus, there is no "i" in steam. 00:00:44.300,00:00:46.710 I know that Tim. - Then the Steam Room begins now. 00:00:47.650,00:00:49.590 Marcus, no question in anybody's mind that Chris Lukowski 00:00:49.830,00:00:52.100 is among the all time greats of alcohol consumption. - Absolutely right. 00:00:52.290,00:00:54.420 What's he got left to prove? - Well, questionably nothing, Tim. 00:00:54.800,00:00:56.600 The guys done it all, lost jobs, destroyed property, 00:00:56.890,00:00:58.040 all in the name of Packers football. 00:00:58.240,00:00:59.860 And his lifetime stats are incomparable. 00:01:00.050,00:01:02.690 A .43, career high, blood alcohol content. 00:01:02.880,00:01:04.590 And six women punched. 00:01:04.780,00:01:05.980 The man just, flat out, loves to drink. - That's right! 00:01:06.180,00:01:08.910 We've got some footage up of the 2005 Packers victory. Let's take a look. 00:01:09.150,00:01:14.300 Go Pack, go! Go Pack, go! 00:01:15.140,00:01:16.710 I remember that game. He was a monster. - That's right. 00:01:16.860,00:01:20.430 He was really the last man standing from that incredible drinking class of 1974. 00:01:20.620,00:01:23.170 Those were great... - Now Lukowski never drank as much as Brian Pardville . 00:01:23.360,00:01:25.020 In one sitting though. - Yeah, but where's Pardville now? 00:01:25.170,00:01:27.070 He's in an AA meeting. Getting his five year sober chip. 00:01:27.310,00:01:30.180 Lukowski's still sitting in front of his TV, drinking his weight in beer, 00:01:30.370,00:01:32.640 Week after week. -Can he keep up this high level of play? 00:01:32.830,00:01:35.100 Of course he can! -He's a far cry from the '97 Lukowski 00:01:35.250,00:01:38.210 we all knew and loved, who celebrated the Packers Superbowl victory 00:01:38.410,00:01:40.310 by falling face first into his backyard barbeque. 00:01:40.540,00:01:43.460 And then being unable to remember why he had grill marks on his face the next day. 00:01:43.560,00:01:44.850 Let me tell you, the man has got good form 00:01:45.050,00:01:46.530 and he's been drinking straight through the off-season. 00:01:46.760,00:01:49.680 Just last Thanksgiving he awkwardly broke his son's 14 year old girlfriend. 00:01:49.830,00:01:52.660 And then threatened to kill himself by jumping off the roof of their ranch house. 00:01:52.800,00:01:54.140 Time for the Final Sweat. 00:01:54.340,00:01:56.280 I'm a little bit worried about you. - Well your concern is insulting. 00:01:56.420,00:01:57.670 Very well. 00:01:57.860,00:02:00.730 Since Chris Lukowski's time on this earth is limited, 00:02:00.930,00:02:01.900 who's the future of drinking? 00:02:02.140,00:02:04.780 I wouldn't look any further than the Lukowski household. -Wow! 00:02:04.970,00:02:07.840 Alex Lukowski has shown a tremendous potential for drinking 00:02:08.040,00:02:10.220 since age three, when his father poured beer in his bottle 00:02:10.400,00:02:11.370 to keep him quiet during the game. 00:02:11.520,00:02:13.370 He's already accomplished so much at such a young age. 00:02:13.560,00:02:15.040 That's right, he has. -He got wasted out of his mind 00:02:15.230,00:02:16.890 for his job at Gumby's Pizza. -Absolutely. 00:02:17.090,00:02:18.430 Losing his tooth in somebody's milkshake. 00:02:18.620,00:02:20.890 And routinely peeing blood. -He's got the best coach there is. 00:02:21.180,00:02:24.290 If the Packers are still playing, this kid will be drinking. -He's got a real future. 00:02:24.430,00:02:26.740 Marcus Kelly, I can't tell if we've survived the Steam Room 00:02:26.940,00:02:29.530 or died and gone to some sort of warm, steamy purgatory. 00:02:29.770,00:02:30.970 Either way, it's been an honor, Tim. 00:02:32.790,00:02:35.200 Thanks guys, you will live forever in our steamy memories. 00:02:35.390,00:02:38.820 Moving on, the Milwaukee Brewers Polish sausage has admitted to steroid use 00:02:39.010,00:02:40.680 and sausage race fixing. 00:02:42.220,00:02:45.280 STILL AHEAD: MIKE KRZYZEWSKI BECOMES WINNINGEST 00:02:45.510,00:02:46.970 VENTRILOQUEST'S DUMMY IN NEAA HISTORY.