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Onion Special Report

Paramedics Rush To Revive God Following Latest Suicide Attempt

LAS VEGAS—Clark County paramedics responded Thursday to a frantic 911 call from an Econo Lodge motel where the Lord Our God, Divine Creator and Ruler of the Universe, was found naked and unconscious following an unsuccessful suicide attempt... [CLICK FOR FULL STORY AND VIDEO]

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