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Parents At Graduation Celebrate Child’s Last Accomplishment

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Parents At Graduation Celebrate Child’s Last Accomplishment

New EPA regulations force power plants to find 30% more loopholes by 2030, President Obama already knows who he’s going to tear apart in his memoir, and parents at a graduation celebrate their child’s last accomplishment. It's the week of June 6, 2014.

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