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Penn State Offers Victims The Chance To Vandalize Joe Paterno's Statue

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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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Penn State Offers Victims The Chance To Vandalize Joe Paterno's Statue

The forecast is cloudy on this week's GOOMF, as Penn State is begging Sandusky victims to vandalize Paterno's statue, and the British Open is haunted by former golfers who have been trapped for years in its bunkers.

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