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Penn State Offers Victims The Chance To Vandalize Joe Paterno's Statue

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Penn State Offers Victims The Chance To Vandalize Joe Paterno's Statue

The forecast is cloudy on this week's GOOMF, as Penn State is begging Sandusky victims to vandalize Paterno's statue, and the British Open is haunted by former golfers who have been trapped for years in its bunkers.

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