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Peyton Manning Says He Will Play In Colts Opener After Performing Neck Surgery On Self

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Peyton Manning Says He Will Play In Colts Opener After Performing Neck Surgery On Self

Get Out Of My Face has the latest on the Colts' All-Pro quarterback, who took matters into his own hands and surgically repaired his own neck injury with a mirror and steak knife.

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