Pigeon Wishes Just Once It Could Complete Head Movement Smoothly

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FDA Proposes Social Media Guidelines For Drug Companies

In order to prevent the posting of misleading information about medications, the FDA has proposed social media guidelines requiring drug companies to post both the benefits and risks of a drug, which experts say effectively limits their advertising on Twi...
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Pigeon Wishes Just Once It Could Complete Head Movement Smoothly

A prison rights group protests the treatment of supervillains in the nation’s magnetic detainment cubes, a local dad thought he could make it out of a zoo without buying his kids light-up shit, and a pigeon wishes just once it could complete a head movement smoothly. It's the week of June 20, 2014.

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