Pigeon Wishes Just Once It Could Complete Head Movement Smoothly

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Pigeon Wishes Just Once It Could Complete Head Movement Smoothly

A prison rights group protests the treatment of supervillains in the nation’s magnetic detainment cubes, a local dad thought he could make it out of a zoo without buying his kids light-up shit, and a pigeon wishes just once it could complete a head movement smoothly. It's the week of June 20, 2014.

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