Onion Special Report

Poor Bastard Who Just Started Watching 'Lost' In For World Of Disappointment

MEDFORD, OR—Local man Adam Gould, 24, who recently began watching ABC’s science fiction drama series Lost on DVD, is in for a whole world of disappointment, sources close to the unsuspecting schmuck confirmed Wednesday. [CLICK FOR FULL STORY AND VIDEO]

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