Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life

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Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life

After comprehending the capricious nature of fate, the Jaguars could not go through with the charade of playing a meaningless football game.

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