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Americans Voting Early

So far, more than 5 million people have cast their ballots in states where early voting is available. What do you think?

Swaggering Down 87%

NEW YORK—A wide-legged gait accompanied by an overconfident smile and a jauntily raised eyebrow may soon be a thing of the past due to recent economic turmoil.
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