A man thanks God he’s not sexually attracted to children, the nation’s women aren’t as crazy about Bryan Gosling, and the guy on the third floor with two computer screens on his desk is not fucking around.

  • Grandpa Looking Absolutely Precious In New Baseball Cap

    2:42
  • Mom $15,000 In The Hole With Ceramic Frog Dealer

    2:34
  • Birthday Wish Wasted On Trying To Bring Dad Back

    2:32
  • Pigeon Wishes Just Once It Could Complete Head Movement Smoothly

    2:09
  • God’s Will Only Thing Keeping AC Unit In Window

    2:12
  • Parents At Graduation Celebrate Child’s Last Accomplishment

    2:25
  • Nation's Depressed March On Atlantic Ocean

    2:06
  • Bag Of Flour Has Slave Auction On Front

    2:16
  • Extravagant New Window Blinds Inspired By The Latest Styles From Venice

    2:18
  • Bodybuilder's Veins Now Outside Of His Skin

    2:23
  • Picasso’s ‘Guernica’ Triples In Value After Being Autographed By The 1994 New York Rangers

    3:01
  • Local TCBY Has Missed Past 2 Logo Changes

    2:18
  • Xylophonist Shredding It

    2:28
  • Smooth Operator Also Forklift Operator

    1:59
  • Fully Gentrified Neighborhood All Cheese Shops

    2:19
  • Lowly Mortal Opens Portal To Hell

    2:26
  • Sexual Predator Gets Tenure

    2:45
  • Dog Held Against Will Inside Skype Window

    2:50
  • Empire State Building Reopens Spire To Visitors

    3:14
  • Self-Conscious Flasher Fully Clothed Under Trench Coat

    3:06