Reagan Accepts Republican Nomination, Vows Andre The Giant Will Be Body Slammed If Elected

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Reagan Accepts Republican Nomination, Vows Andre The Giant Will Be Body Slammed If Elected

The Onion looks back at on the day man first walked on the moon—the fucking moon for Christ's sake; the creation of the Bible by a struggling Baltimore book salesman; and Reagan’s promise that Andre the Giant will one day get body slammed if he's elected president.

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