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Red Roof Inn Announces New Suicidal Suite

COLUMBUS, OH—In an effort to cater to customers who have lost the will to live, economy hotel chain Red Roof Inn officially unveiled Thursday its new Suicidal Suite available at each of their locations across the nation. The accommodations, availabl...

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