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Red Sox Sell Out Of Commemorative "Collapse 2011" Hats, T-Shirts

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Red Sox Sell Out Of Commemorative "Collapse 2011" Hats, T-Shirts

Boston fans are reacting to the monumental collapse of the Red Sox in typical fashion: buying commemorative merchandise, flooding the streets and generally acting like awful assholes.

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