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Report: 76% Of Sleepaway Campers’ Parents Beginning Trial Separation

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Report: 76% Of Sleepaway Campers’ Parents Beginning Trial Separation

A report released Friday by the U.S. Administration for Children and Families confirmed that more than three-fourths of overnight campers’ parents are using the opportunity away from their children to reassess their marriages by living separately.

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