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Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking

WASHINGTON—According to a Gallup report published Tuesday, over 95 percent of the nation’s grandfathers began their careers by walking straight into a place of business, saying “I’m the man for the job,” and receiving a posit...

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