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Report: American People Lead World In Compressing Big Sandwiches So They’re Bitable

WASHINGTON—A new report released Thursday by the Pew Research Center has found that Americans lead the world in their ability to take very large sandwiches into their hands and crush them until they are small enough to fit inside the human mouth.

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