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Report: Leading Cause Of Death In U.S. Is God Needing Another Angel

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Report: Leading Cause Of Death In U.S. Is God Needing Another Angel

The Department of Health and Human Services released their long-awaited report clarifying that nearly every death is directly linked to our Heavenly Lord needing our deceased love ones up in Heaven.

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