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Onion Special Report

Report: Local Gas Station Wouldn’t Be That Hard To Rob

Citing a range of factors from the lack of security glass to the fact that the cash register is situated right next to the front door, a report published Thursday confirmed that robbing the BP gas station at Reynolds and Murray wouldn’t actually be all that hard. Full article.

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