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Report: Peanut Butter Contains Traces Of Rat Feces But Life's Weird Like That Sometimes

A report released Monday by the Food and Drug Administration stated that the majority of peanut butter sold in the United States contains trace amounts of rat feces, but that, hey, life can be weird like that sometimes and you’ve just got to take it...

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