Onion Special Report

Report: Rising Number Of Weak, Emasculated Men Working As Stay-At-Home Dads

WASHINGTON—According to a report released Thursday by the Pew Research Center, a steadily increasing number of weak, emasculated men—if you can still even call them men—are choosing to forego a career and stay at home to raise their chil...

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