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Report: Typical City Bus Contains No Fewer Than Four Erections At Any Given Time

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Report: Typical City Bus Contains No Fewer Than Four Erections At Any Given Time

A Greyhound bus crash claims 30 miserable lives, a Stanford study finds no logical reason why planes are able to fly, and a local man goes and gets himself hit by a goddamn bus. It's the week of April 23rd, 2012.

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