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Rex Ryan, Rob Ryan Announce That They Are Brothers Who Kiss Each Other On The Lips

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Rex Ryan, Rob Ryan Announce That They Are Brothers Who Kiss Each Other On The Lips

The Get Out Of My Face boys are back at it, screaming from the hilltops about the lip-kissing Ryan twins and the NFL's decision to have the Cowboys lose on 9/11.

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