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Roommate Food Pyramid Updated To Include 4 Servings Of Someone Else’s Grains, Cereals Per Day

The U.S. Department of Agriculture rolled out changes to its Roommate Food Pyramid for the first time in years Wednesday, revising the dietary guidelines to include four servings of someone else’s grains and cereals per day. 

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