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Russia Applauds America's Efforts To Exclude Gay Athletes From Professional Sports

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Russia Applauds America's Efforts To Exclude Gay Athletes From Professional Sports

ONN International, Russian Bureau: Vladimir Putin officially thanked the United States this week for their “rich history of making gay athletes feel unsafe and unwelcome.”

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