Salt Lake City Hoping To Boost Tourism By Reminding Visitors They’re Free To Leave At Any Time

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God Knocked Unconscious By DirectTV Satellite

THE HEAVENS—Noting that He was a little shaken but would be all right, sources confirmed Friday that the Lord God Almighty, Our Heavenly Father, was struck by a DirecTV satellite approximately 22,000 miles above earth, rendering Him unconscious for ...
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Salt Lake City Hoping To Boost Tourism By Reminding Visitors They’re Free To Leave At Any Time

In a move designed to help the metropolitan area attract more tourists, Salt Lake City officials unveiled a new advertising campaign Thursday reminding potential visitors that they can leave at any time.

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