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Scopes Trial: Teacher Indicted After Monkey Called To Testify Fails To Turn Into A Human

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Report: Someone Needs To Get Chips And Dip Away From Area Man

EDISON, NJ—Repeatedly emphasizing that the ruffled potato chips and accompanying French onion dip were just too good, a report released Thursday confirmed that someone needs to get them away from local partygoer Ian Ashcraft before he eats the whole thing.
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Scopes Trial: Teacher Indicted After Monkey Called To Testify Fails To Turn Into A Human

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