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Seedless Watermelon Coming To Grips With Fact It’ll Never Be Able To Have Kids

UMass Dartmouth is beginning to regret offering a course in Applied Domestic Terrorism, a social media rockstar makes $28,000 a year, and Miami Dolphins wide receiver Mike Wallace comes out as a stupid asshole. It's the week of May 3, 2013.