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  • War For The White House
  • 52 Episodes
  • Featuring the hard-hitting, on-the-ground coverage that has made ONN the gold standard of the news industry, War For The White House has been the only source of U.S. presidential election news coverage since 1948.
After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016

After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016

Romney Wins, Obama Reelected, Supernova Destroys Earth All Possibilities In A Random Universe

Romney Wins, Obama Reelected, Supernova Destroys Earth All Possibilities In A Random Universe

How To Avoid Unbearable Facebook Bullshit On Election Day

How To Avoid Unbearable Facebook Bullshit On Election Day

Paul Ryan Spending Final Day Of Campaign Reminding Homeless People They Did This To Themselves

Paul Ryan Spending Final Day Of Campaign Reminding Homeless People They Did This To Themselves

America's Roommates Launch 'One Vote Doesn't Matter' Campaign

America's Roommates Launch 'One Vote Doesn't Matter' Campaign

Nation's Roommates Debut New TV Spot Insisting 'Elections Are Bullshit'

Nation's Roommates Debut New TV Spot Insisting 'Elections Are Bullshit'

New High Tech Voting Machine Lets Voters Mutilate Candidate They Oppose

New High Tech Voting Machine Lets Voters Mutilate Candidate They Oppose

PREVIEW: Take An Exclusive Glimpse At The New Hyper-Violent Voting Booths

PREVIEW: Take An Exclusive Glimpse At The New Hyper-Violent Voting Booths

'Please Don't Let Me Die In Here' Begs Voter In Cutting Edge Debate Booth

'Please Don't Let Me Die In Here' Begs Voter In Cutting Edge Debate Booth

Hot New App From The GOP Modernizes Minority Voter Suppression

Hot New App From The GOP Modernizes Minority Voter Suppression

ONN's Presidential Debate Gives Average Americans Totally Unsupervised Airtime

ONN's Presidential Debate Gives Average Americans Totally Unsupervised Airtime

Romney's Terrifying Google Search History Leaked

Romney's Terrifying Google Search History Leaked

The Onion's Swing State Analysis: Florida

The Onion's Swing State Analysis: Florida

The Onion's Swing State Analysis: Ohio

The Onion's Swing State Analysis: Ohio

The Onion Voter's Guide To Mitt Romney

The Onion Voter's Guide To Mitt Romney

The Onion Voter's Guide To Barack Obama

The Onion Voter's Guide To Barack Obama

Introducing The Onion's 2012 Election Coverage

Introducing The Onion's 2012 Election Coverage

Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans

Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans

Obama Starring In New Judd Apatow Comedy To Appeal To Younger Voters

Obama Starring In New Judd Apatow Comedy To Appeal To Younger Voters

GOP Trying To Keep Elderly Voting Base Alive Until November

GOP Trying To Keep Elderly Voting Base Alive Until November

Reporters Struggling To Maintain Energy Until Election

Reporters Struggling To Maintain Energy Until Election

Ron Paul Makes Campaign Stop In Whimsical Jalopy

Ron Paul Makes Campaign Stop In Whimsical Jalopy

Tea Party Quiet... Too Quiet

Tea Party Quiet... Too Quiet

Romney Courts Hispanic Vote With Animated Sombrero-Wearing Parrot

Romney Courts Hispanic Vote With Animated Sombrero-Wearing Parrot

Obama's Approval Rating Down After Photos Surface Of Him Eating Big Sandwich All Alone

Obama's Approval Rating Down After Photos Surface Of Him Eating Big Sandwich All Alone

Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook

Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook

Democrats: Obama Has Dicked Us Around For Four Years, Now It's Our Turn

Democrats: Obama Has Dicked Us Around For Four Years, Now It's Our Turn

Romney To Travel Back In Time To Kill Liberal Versions Of Himself

Romney To Travel Back In Time To Kill Liberal Versions Of Himself

Romney, Santorum Supporters To Beat Living Shit Out Of Each Other At Montana Primary

Romney, Santorum Supporters To Beat Living Shit Out Of Each Other At Montana Primary

Romney Now Flaunting His Wealth To Impress Voters

Romney Now Flaunting His Wealth To Impress Voters

Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage For Two-Timing Jerks Like Nick

Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage For Two-Timing Jerks Like Nick

NewsBlitz: Senate Session Interrupted By Wailing Of Ted Kennedy's Ghost

NewsBlitz: Senate Session Interrupted By Wailing Of Ted Kennedy's Ghost

Critics Slam Obama For "Just Standing There" During Photo Op

Critics Slam Obama For "Just Standing There" During Photo Op

Obama Replaces Costly High-Speed Rail Plan With High-Speed Bus Plan

Obama Replaces Costly High-Speed Rail Plan With High-Speed Bus Plan

Biden Invites Nation's Women To Tax Code Discussion At Private Mountain Chalet

Biden Invites Nation's Women To Tax Code Discussion At Private Mountain Chalet

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President

Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President

Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship To Ease Concerns About His Lack Of Experience

Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship To Ease Concerns About His Lack Of Experience

Cindy McCain Claims She’s ‘Just Like Any Other Female Human’

Cindy McCain Claims She’s ‘Just Like Any Other Female Human’

John McCain Accidentally Left On Campaign Bus Overnight

John McCain Accidentally Left On Campaign Bus Overnight

Precocious Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad

Precocious Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad

Gunman Kills 15 Potential Voters In Crucial Swing State

Gunman Kills 15 Potential Voters In Crucial Swing State

Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad Against McCain

Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad Against McCain

McCain’s Economic Plan For Nation: 'Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress'

McCain’s Economic Plan For Nation: 'Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress'

Obama Promises To Stop America's Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas

Obama Promises To Stop America's Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas

Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain

Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain

Portrayal Of Obama As Elitist Hailed As Step Forward For African Americans

Portrayal Of Obama As Elitist Hailed As Step Forward For African Americans

Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election

Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election

'No Values Voters' Looking To Support Most Evil Candidate

'No Values Voters' Looking To Support Most Evil Candidate

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

Mysterious Traveler Entrances Town With Utopian Vision Of The Future

Mysterious Traveler Entrances Town With Utopian Vision Of The Future

As Obese Population Rises, More Candidates Courting The Fat Vote

As Obese Population Rises, More Candidates Courting The Fat Vote

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