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Sesame Street: 'Bert And Ernie Are Not Gay, They Are Depraved Pansexual Perverts'

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Sesame Street: 'Bert And Ernie Are Not Gay, They Are Depraved Pansexual Perverts'

Producers insist that the beloved characters are merely friends and that “gay” doesn’t remotely describe their bizarre underworld of sexual deviance.

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