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Small Business Still Manages To Mistreat Workers Like Large Corporate Chain

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Small Business Still Manages To Mistreat Workers Like Large Corporate Chain

Employees at Gillman’s Hardware confirmed Monday that despite the company’s small size, single location, and the fact that it has been family owned and operated for over 35 years, it still manages to treat its staff as if they worked at a faceless multinational chain.

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