Onion Special Report

Smitten Man Can't Believe Woman He's On Date With Also Into The Beatles

In an astonishing coincidence of aligning personal interests, local 29-year-old Brad Holdtman reported last night that his 28-year-old blind date Pauline Geary is, just like him, a fan of the rock band the Beatles.

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