The government reduces Bernie Madoff's sentence in exchange for infiltrating and fixing the economy, leaf hunting season begins, and something is sliding around in this coffin. It's the week of October 17th, 2011.

  • Mom’s Bathing Suit Just One Giant, Body-Eclipsing Ruffle

    2:26
  • Weak-Willed Termite Eats Whole Log In One Sitting

    1:48
  • Asexually Reproduced Sea Sponge Worried She’s Turning Into Herself

    2:34
  • Sex Toy Discreetly Shipped In Plain Dildo-Shaped Box

    2:22
  • Grandpa Looking Absolutely Precious In New Baseball Cap

    2:42
  • Mom $15,000 In The Hole With Ceramic Frog Dealer

    2:34
  • Birthday Wish Wasted On Trying To Bring Dad Back

    2:32
  • Pigeon Wishes Just Once It Could Complete Head Movement Smoothly

    2:09
  • God’s Will Only Thing Keeping AC Unit In Window

    2:12
  • Parents At Graduation Celebrate Child’s Last Accomplishment

    2:25
  • Nation's Depressed March On Atlantic Ocean

    2:06
  • Bag Of Flour Has Slave Auction On Front

    2:16
  • Extravagant New Window Blinds Inspired By The Latest Styles From Venice

    2:18
  • Bodybuilder's Veins Now Outside Of His Skin

    2:23
  • Picasso’s ‘Guernica’ Triples In Value After Being Autographed By The 1994 New York Rangers

    3:01
  • Local TCBY Has Missed Past 2 Logo Changes

    2:18
  • Xylophonist Shredding It

    2:28
  • Smooth Operator Also Forklift Operator

    1:59
  • Fully Gentrified Neighborhood All Cheese Shops

    2:19
  • Lowly Mortal Opens Portal To Hell

    2:26