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Ugh, This A Place Where Bartenders Wear Bow Tie

PITTSBURGH—Saying they should have known from the moment they walked in the unmarked speakeasy entrance and spotted the extensive wood paneling, customers confirmed Friday that, ugh, this is one of those places where the bartenders all wear bow ties.

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A group of hostages are freed after a tense 7-minute stand up set, the last thing a government worker needed was his agency to label him ‘non-essential,’ and David Bowie asks Iman if they should just do lasagna again. It's the week of October 3, 2013.

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