adBlockCheck

Space Under Boardroom Table A Complex Web Of Feet Massaging Various Genitals

Top Headlines

Recent News

Charles Koch Orders Sniper To Fire Warning Shot Next To Marco Rubio On Debate Stage

GREENVILLE, SC—In response to the presidential candidate’s unsatisfactory answer to a question about the economic effects of environmental regulations, Koch Industries CEO Charles Koch reportedly ordered a sniper positioned in the rafters of the Greenville Peace Center to fire a warning shot near Marco Rubio’s podium during Saturday’s Republican debate.
End Of Section
  • More News
Up Next
TV Listings
Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

Special Coverage

Surprises

Space Under Boardroom Table A Complex Web Of Feet Massaging Various Genitals

A group of hostages are freed after a tense 7-minute stand up set, the last thing a government worker needed was his agency to label him ‘non-essential,’ and David Bowie asks Iman if they should just do lasagna again. It's the week of October 3, 2013.

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

X Close