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St. Louis Gives Cardinals Star Albert Pujols Working Key To The City

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St. Louis Gives Cardinals Star Albert Pujols Working Key To The City

In an effort to entice the talented slugger to re-sign with the Cardinals, city officials have presented Pujols with a key that unlocks every door in the greater St. Louis area to use as he sees fit.

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