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Stephen Strasburg Ceremoniously Re-Injures Arm On Opening Day

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Stephen Strasburg Ceremoniously Re-Injures Arm On Opening Day

Doc and Kenny catch a case of bullet-breath as they pull the trigger on Stephen Strasburg’s Opening Day ceremony, Kentucky’s draft prospects, and the Charlotte Bobcat’s first ever dunk.

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