Onion Special Report

Study: Human Imagination Capable Of Magnificent Things During Masturbation

PRINCETON, NJ—According to a study published Monday in The New England Journal Of Medicine, the human brain is capable of wondrous, awe-inspiring things while an individual is masturbating. The Princeton University study, in which researchers... [CLICK FOR FULL STORY AND VIDEO]

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