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Study: Most Serial Killers Did Not Receive Toy Every Time They Went To Store As Kids

A study published Thursday in The American Journal Of Criminal Psychology has found a nearly perfect statistical correlation between children who were denied a toy they wanted when visiting a store with their parents and the later development of homicidal... Full article.

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