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Sunshine And High Temps In L.A. Make It Another Perfect Day To Be Greg Kinnear

The Onion Weather Center provides its forecast for Los Angeles, where it’s another marvelous day to be Academy Award-nominated actor Greg Kinnear; temperatures are perfect for Greg Kinnear to lounge outside with his lovely wife Helen; and a 10 perce...

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