Super Hurricane Said to Be Even More Powerful Than Bogdan, World's Strongest Man

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Super Hurricane Said to Be Even More Powerful Than Bogdan, World's Strongest Man

The National Weather Service is warning that Tropical Storm Dennis could rival the strength of Bogdan, with wind louder than his footsteps and waves bigger than his arms.

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